Because why just argue with your HOA when you can make a statement that hisses? 💡 Course highlights include: \t•\tThe art of the diagonal slash (for that professional finish) \t•\tChoosing the right blade for every budget (bring your own X-Acto, switchblade, or ceremonial dagger) \t•\tGroup discussion: “How to look innocent when Karen asks, ‘Did anyone else’s tires go flat overnight?’” \t•\tAdvanced seminar: “Leaving just one tire inflated so they can drive crookedly to the mechanic” 🎓 Guest l