I've been trying to write a program that can access a MySQL database in C#, and every time I try I get an exception that I can't read, and it doesn't seem to want to work. I'm using the MyODBC ...

Forget all this touchy-feely open-source LAMP stack stuff--throw away your SQL Server and run our MySQL database on Windows. Okay, maybe the message wasn't quite that stark, but there's no doubt ...